OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked
my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing ... She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the
lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit,
and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
"AWA'-AWA' NE BANE' TUYANG SOKAT TAI PALIU TUKENG TUDI, TUHAN TULUNG LAPA NYINGAN, SOKAT PONO NGKIN SIO KERIMAN. NTO' ILU MOSO' LAMEH BO'AN. APAN TAI LA'A BANE' TOYANG DA' MANAI TADING NYI'AN KUUN KENAI TELANG SUNGAI JA SIO KERIMAN". Naga Berua Punan tiga. Jaga' dau pa' dau tira' Peteneng Badeng Buleng Kua' Apan Badeng Buleng Kua' Jata'
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Khamis, Ogos 27, 2009
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